The haggis is a creature native to a windswept and dismal land far from Teleleli. It cannot be domesticated, but is often hunted for food.
The creature is oval-shaped, and about the size of a human head. It has four legs, which it is able to withdraw into its body when it grazes. Because of this, and because its face is not very obvious, it is difficult to tell which end of the haggis is which, or whether it is awake or sleeping. This makes it more difficult to sneak up on, and aids it in escaping.
The haggis' habitat is under threat from a similar introduced species, the naan.
Ha, I live in Scotland at the moment. Good call!
ReplyDeleteAlso, why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air?
Wait, are these the ones with one leg longer than the other, adapted to going around and around mountaintops?
ReplyDeleteNice Prince Charles shoutout. He doesn't get enough credit as a game designer/intentional absurdist
I got the idea from The Goodies rather than Prince Charles.
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