Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Panelvania

Also called The Feathered Land, after its people's distinctive hairstyle. A land of dinosaurs and mighty-thewed barbarians, its primary exports are battleaxes and thrones made of skulls. It is reportedly the homeland of the owner of Sonja's.

The Telelelene ethnologist Ephra Zetta has made an extensive study of Panelvania. He reports that the inhabitants' mighty thews are gained by rigorous training. Men traditionally build up their muscles by walking around with a young woman holding on to their leg. Women traditionally increase their toughness by wearing a chainmail bikini in all weathers.

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