Monday, July 18, 2011

Beketmut's Bauble of Bewhiskered Beastliness

This sphere emits a beam which causes its target to temporarily grow a goatee (if male), or to find themselves wearing a false goatee (if female). Males that already possess a beard or mustache will find themselves with a false goatee over their real hair.

More importantly, the victims of the beam become irredeemably evil.

Some scholars, however, theorise that the victims of the Bauble do not grow a goatee, but are instead replaced by beings of near-identical appearance from a realm they call 'The Goateeverse'.

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